…and if I’m lucky, penguins.

Hi, I’m Jeff Bear. I’m a 1987 Christmas Bear. I was born in September at the North Pole. While I don’t remember much of my life as a cub, there is some photo evidence lurking in the dark corners of the Internet (and my person’s shoebox full of old pictures). I immigrated to Houston, Texas where I was adopted in November of 1987.

If you happen to work at an aquarium that keeps penguins, DM me.

I’ll make it worth your time.

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